Property Laws

I think that my family is having trouble understanding the property laws of our house, so, to make it perfectly CLEAR I have set them out below…. Will somebody please impress them on that CAT!!!

Flynn’s Guide to Property

If I like it, its mine!
If it’s in my mouth, its mine!
If it looks like mine, it’s mine!
If I can take it from you, it’s mine!
If I saw it first, it’s mine!
If you are playing with it and you put it down it automatically becomes mine!
If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it used to be yours, get over it!
If it’s broken its yours!
If I have chewed it, slobbered over it and I’m bored with it, it’s Yours!
- Until I want it back!